Hi I'm Talkie Toaster. Talking a the name, toasting's the g

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Hi I'm Talkie Toaster. Talking a the name, toasting's the g

.. toastings the game. Does anyone want any toast?

I think we've hit HA end game.

This Shiny Connected Toaster Uses Your Smartphone to Remember Your Perfect Toasting Settings
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Re: Hi I'm Talkie Toaster. Talking a the name, toasting's t

Ok, yea, kill me now.

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Go run yourself a bath and I'll be right up with the automated toaster :D


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I don't know which disturbs me more, that you want to "join me in the bathroom whilst I'm naked" or that you want to do that AND throw a live toaster in. :roll:

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Re: Hi I'm Talkie Toaster. Talking a the name, toasting's t

Who said anything about you being naked? No no you'll be in the tub, CLOTHED, while i make toast on our shiny new bluetooth toaster. Nothing weird about that!

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My wife is NOT going to like that you have made us a couple. Hell, I don't like that you have made us a couple. I mean, I'm sure you are a great guy but I just don't putt from the rough...

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Re: Hi I'm Talkie Toaster. Talking a the name, toasting's t

durosity wrote:
Go run yourself a bath and I'll be right up with the automated toaster :D



Or perhaps you fancy a "Fancy" Shower instead?

:lol: :lol:

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Korey wrote:
Or perhaps you fancy a "Fancy" Shower instead?


I know I'm hot an all but you dudes need to stop trying to shack up with me :lol:

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Damnit, first Jay rejects me.. the C4W.. I guess I'll just have to stay with my loving, beautiful wife.

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durosity wrote:
loving, beautiful wife


Which I'm guessing is what your avatar is expressing. Wife's name Rosie by chance? :roll: :D :shock:

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Alas I'm afraid I don't get that reference.. so I'm gonna say no. And her name is Claire :)

(And also my avatar is a picture of me taken about 16 years ago which a friend 'shopped and I thought it was pretty cool so I stuck with it)

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This thread made me laugh...you guys are hilarious! :lol:

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durosity wrote:
Alas I'm afraid I don't get that reference.. so I'm gonna say no. And her name is Claire :)
)


No Jetsons on your side of the pond?

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Actually, C4W was probably referring to "Rosie Palm"... I'll leave the urban dictionary lookup to someone else.


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roussell wrote:
Actually, C4W was probably referring to "Rosie Palm"... I'll leave the urban dictionary lookup to someone else.


DING DING DING, we have a winner :roll: :D

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