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Re: new credit card

Post by durosity » Fri Aug 05, 2016 5:16 pm

When I was writing it I was thinking of Quark from DS9 when he re-used it to defend the greed of the Ferengi's :)

Re: new credit card

Post by Colorado4Wheeler » Fri Aug 05, 2016 5:05 pm

Ok Picard.

Re: new credit card

Post by durosity » Fri Aug 05, 2016 4:10 pm

"The line must be drawn here, this far, no further!"

Re: new credit card

Post by DaveL17 » Fri Aug 05, 2016 3:28 pm

Okay, I have a fair bit of patience. But when you start dunning my Mom, I draw a line in the sand.

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Re: new credit card

Post by mat » Thu Jul 28, 2016 6:45 pm

Just read this whole topic. Jay, can you provide a link to your new credit card, the one above doesn't work! I need to it buy some tickets if you can help please :twisted:

Re: new credit card

Post by durosity » Thu Jul 21, 2016 10:26 am

Plus we're forgetting the fact that I am actually jay! Except better looking..

Re: new credit card

Post by roussell » Thu Jul 21, 2016 9:26 am

Colorado4Wheeler wrote:
durosity wrote:
And I also own 100% of jays new house.

Nope that would be the wife. That was the last piece of anything Jay owned, now he doesn't. Why? Marriage.

:D


Good point, he still has the camper he automated a few years back though, doesn't he? I doubt the wife would want that so it's fair game, plus don't forget his workstation(s)!!!

Re: new credit card

Post by Colorado4Wheeler » Thu Jul 21, 2016 7:05 am

durosity wrote:
And I also own 100% of jays new house.

Nope that would be the wife. That was the last piece of anything Jay owned, now he doesn't. Why? Marriage.

:D

Re: new credit card

Post by durosity » Thu Jul 21, 2016 7:02 am

I've upped the deadline to tomorrow. If it doesn't ship GM by then they don't get any pay. And I also own 100% of jays new house.

Re: new credit card

Post by roussell » Thu Jul 21, 2016 6:40 am

Excellent! Please see that they get a little something extra in their paycheck when I7 ships. Obviously, if they don't get it out before the deadline (it's next week I believe?), well... please adjust their stock options appropriately...

Re: new credit card

Post by durosity » Thu Jul 21, 2016 5:24 am

Nothing fishy at all, they rehired me as the new financial services director. Technically now I outrank both of them.

Re: new credit card

Post by roussell » Thu Jul 21, 2016 5:10 am

durosity wrote:
Also please post your credit card details here so we can verify your account. A small sum may be drawn to verify your identity.


Wait a minute, something smells fishy here! Didn't Matt and Jay fire you???

Re: new credit card

Post by roussell » Thu Jul 21, 2016 5:09 am

Colorado4Wheeler wrote:
roussell wrote:
can you help me

Yes, yes we can - you have come to the right place!

In looking at your account I can confirm your tickets to Mumbai and, yes, the Pro version gives you an upgrade to first class because we don't like to call people "first class" or coach", we prefer the terms "Pro" and "Amateur" for seat assignments (be glad you didn't get AA).

The reason your lights are going on and off is because, as you well know, India has a lot of power problems and can experience blackouts regularly, this is our way of preparing you for that certainty in your travels. The emails are from our technical support in Mumbai - please answer them promptly so they can be sure you are included in our Nigerian Bank Opportunity.

These are just a few ways that we at Indigo make your travel experience memorable.

We appreciate you using our credit card as well, you can rest assured that as long as your payments are always on time you will not incur our reasonable 142% APR. Without your excellent credit history (which I have shared along with your personal information to everyone in our company because it's so amazing) you never would have been approved.

Most Warmly,
Changpoi Fenook
Travel Advisor
Indigo Domotics Travel Agency


GOSH!!! This is the kindest, most-helpful domotics/credit card/travel company I've ever seen! Of course I'll forward all of my financial information to you immediately! Is it ok if I send my SSN, passport, and birth certificate as well? I want to make sure you have everything you need to process my order!!

Re: new credit card

Post by durosity » Wed Jul 20, 2016 1:52 pm

Also please post your credit card details here so we can verify your account. A small sum may be drawn to verify your identity.

Re: new credit card

Post by Colorado4Wheeler » Wed Jul 20, 2016 1:26 pm

roussell wrote:
can you help me

Yes, yes we can - you have come to the right place!

In looking at your account I can confirm your tickets to Mumbai and, yes, the Pro version gives you an upgrade to first class because we don't like to call people "first class" or coach", we prefer the terms "Pro" and "Amateur" for seat assignments (be glad you didn't get AA).

The reason your lights are going on and off is because, as you well know, India has a lot of power problems and can experience blackouts regularly, this is our way of preparing you for that certainty in your travels. The emails are from our technical support in Mumbai - please answer them promptly so they can be sure you are included in our Nigerian Bank Opportunity.

These are just a few ways that we at Indigo make your travel experience memorable.

We appreciate you using our credit card as well, you can rest assured that as long as your payments are always on time you will not incur our reasonable 142% APR. Without your excellent credit history (which I have shared along with your personal information to everyone in our company because it's so amazing) you never would have been approved.

Most Warmly,
Changpoi Fenook
Travel Advisor
Indigo Domotics Travel Agency

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